Faith bent over. i could see the mahogany cheeks poking out from the khaki uniform pants. But what caught my eye was the the words on the belt. I caught IQ test, but then it bent around to the front of her.
"Come over here, Faith, just what does your belt say?"
"I don't know. Teacherfish- there are mad words on it."
And she lifted her shirt slightly and revealed I took an IQ test and the results came back negative.
Moral of the story: If you can't read the words on the belt- you probably shouldn't buy it.
"Pull your shirt down, Faith."
"Okay - Teacherfish.
Another Rocket Scientist
I marched up the four flights.
I took off the headphones, the gloves, the purse and the coat.
I hung up the headphones, the gloves, the purse and the coat.
And locked the locker.
Then I noticed my lock on the desk.
Whose lock is on the locker?
Not one I know the combination to.
I am home in my nice warm house.
But the coat the gloves, headphones and purse are locked safely in school.
Hopefully the custodian will clip the lock tomorrow.
So now whose IQ test is coming back negative?